talks with the kid

just came home, kid was at the park with marisol, she is th girl how help us here at the house.
so when they came back, he told me had recorded some videos in the old cellphone I gave him. as I went through all the videos I noticed some peculiar noise in the background...it was the tv...

for the second week in a row, the kid is not supposed to watch the TV, so I told him..

me: you watched tv today, right?
kid: (rolling eyes) nnnnno
me: yes you did, dont lie to me
kid: no I didnt
me: I can hear the TV in the background of your video
kid: (blanked eyes) {silence}...Marisol told me I could watch TV for two minutes..
me: but you know you cant watch TV...
kid: mmmmmyyes
{after thinking for a few seconds...}
you know, she told me to watch TV, you should leave HER with no TV

talks with the kid

[while watching TV with the kid a shooting star showed up in the screen.]

kid: mom, you know...that is called a shooting star
me: ouh really?
kid: yes, and when you see them you are supposed to make a wish
me: for real? nice! what would you wish for?
kid: well, I would ask for a mom who would never punish me even when Im behaving bad
me: hhmmm, good luck with that...you know what Id wish for?
kid: no, what?
me: I would ask for a kid, who I would have to give instructions only once and would not forget them
kid: hhhmmm.... but, you know...that would not be a kid...THAT would be a ROBOT...

talks with the kid

me: we are not going to the canopy thing anymore
kid: mmm..ok...
me: but you are going to the "place in the middle of nowhere"
kid: yes! can I take some toys?
me: ok..two
kid:noo 3
me: no, 2
kid: noooo, 3
me: mm, ok lets make it just 1
kid: mm, 2 vaya
me: ok
kid: -.- ouh nou (damn!)

talks with...my sister

sister: It is so weird and uncomfortable to fall in love with your best friend
me: oO...ehmm..mmmm...ehhmm...why? +.+
sister: well, cause.,.we are always together, I tell him everything, he tells me everything,.,and I see him and cant stop thinking..no, NO, NOOOOOOOO I cant be falling in love....I dont want to
me: -.- why not?
sister: cause he doesnt look like even caring about what I feel
me: u.u ouh
sister: what should I do?
me: O.O ehm...mmm (start typing twittering the shock of being ask for such an advise, that was really ironic)
sister: dont you dare to be telling him what I just asked you!
me: ajjajajajajajjaja noooooooooo (thinking: Im not telling him that one...but Im so twittering this :P)

talks with the kid III

mom: se siente brisa...creo q va a llover
kid: no, la noche es la que esta fresca, pero no va a llover
mom: porq?
kid: porq yo digo
mom: y como sabes?
kid: porq soy un dientologo
mom: meteorologo?
kid: nooooooo...dientologo
mom: cientifico queres decir?
kid: NO! dien-to-logooooooooooo
mom: y q es un dientologo?
kid: ya sabes....el que siente los movimientos de todo...de todas las cosas...entonces se que no va a llover...
mom: aaaaaaahhhh...ok

**UPDATE,.,I told this story to my dad, he thinks what the kid was trying to say was vientologo...which I gotta say it does make more sense than the dientologo one, but me da weba change it and I found it quite funny how I heard it so Im gonna leave it there :P

before or after

?: souh...how´r u feelin?

me: before the pills or after the pillls?

?: oO..ehmm..both?

me: before the pills I feel like dying, after the pills I feel like shit

?: :s..ok

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BTW, thanks to Jazz for the invite, do I have dreams? HELL YEAH! last night I had one so weird, Im just hoping I still have the whole thing in my mind once I come back from the doctor´s appointment so I can post it :D

talks with the kid II

kid: Im saying goodbye to the school today
mom: ouh really..mm...why´s that?
kid: cause now I know everything I need to know
mom: o.O!...ehm...ok, well then..as people at this house gotta do something either study or work I think you already have a job in mind right?
kid: yes
mom: ok..good...what would you do now then?
kid: Ill work with daddy
mom: O.O! ehm..ok..do you know how to read? so you can find the things customers would ask you for?
kid: not, but my daddy will tell me
mom: :S ..ehm ok...do you know the numbers and math,...you know...to give change when they pay and all that stuff?
kid: not...my daddy would do that
mom: -.- ok...ehm, well then...what would you do there if daddy will be doing everything?
kid: Ill go play
mom: :S

talks with the kid...part I

so as I was so damn sleepy yesterday, I fell asleep during my team meeting, when I got home as the kid was out with my mom, I went straight to bed...so at 9 that the kid came back home I was totally asleep...he got so worried, telling me he was going to take care of me, that I didnt have to move from the bed, he was gonna be doing everything for me, then he comes and say...

kid: mom, I dont want you to go to school or to go to work, I want you to be by my side all the time..
mom: baby I would love to do that but I have to go to work, there are bills to pay
kid: mom, but I will give you the money so you dont have to work
mom: and where will you get the money from?
kid: well, you see...Ill go to my grandparent's house...so Ill tell them Ill go to buy some cookies and candies and then Ill go back but I wont give them the change, ill keep it and give it to you
mom: but baby that's call stealing, and we do not do that, you have to give them the money back everytime they give you some to go to the store you have to give them the change ok?...that was nice but that money wont be enough though
kid: but mom...you'll see...I will go everyday ...
mom: :S

so that was my sweet lil kid trying to make me stop going to work, poor baby, he broke my heart once I asked him if he knew the thing I like the most in the world, and he answer...work...I got damn, he has it so wrong, but I understand how he feels, we dont spend time together, at least not enough, either Im working, or at the U or doing homeworks at home...